Brandon Flowers on stage right behind me!!!!!

I know in some circles it isn't
"cool" to like
"radio music", (that's right Bigger Ben, I'm talkin' about you) but I don't care. The Killers are my favorite band since New Kids on the Block.

I'm just
braggin' here, but look how close we were to the stage. There were only three people between us and the railing.
I might watch to much CSI, because the whole time I just kept thinking, I am covered in other peoples' DNA. (Is that the right kind of apostrophe on people? Is peoples a word?) The other thing I kept thinking was, I am WAY to old for this. We were standing up for like 5 hours straight. And people kept smashing into me. I swear I had so much body contact with strangers, I think I ought to get checked for an STD. At the very least I must've come away with the swine flu. Doctors would be smart to set up clinics outside venues.
Probably the funniest thing that happened all night was this teenage boy, who was there with his mom, was trying to complain to the security gaurds that the people behind him were swearing and calling him mean words and it was really hurting his feelings. He actually said that he might start crying if they don't start being nicer to him. And he looked like he might start crying. The security gaurd told him, you are at a concert, that kind of behavior is OK. I couldn't help but want to ridicule him at the same time as feel sorry for him, and his mommy.