I challenge you

You know how when someone near you yawns, you yawn. I once spent an entire hour private skating lesson yawning back and forth with my coach. (I slipped that skating thing in so you would wonder if I was a super talented figure skater or something, and I'm not going to tell you otherwise, but I can't honestly confirm that either. But remember I'm not denying it)

Anyway, I challenge you to seek out yawners and NOT yawn back. Let me know if you can do it. Seriously, I really want to know. Because I can't. A guy I work with yawned near me and I fought it. Hard, like WWII hard, and I lost. Like Hiroshima lost. I held my ground for a good minute and a half, and maybe it was just that I was focusing on it so much, but I couldn't not yawn. Very frustrating.

At this point you might be wondering to yourself, 'this frustrates her? Really? She doesn't have anything real to worry about?' Sure I do, this is my style of avoidance management. I don't need to worry about unpaid bills, dirty laundry, or making sure the kids go to bed on time, I'm busy tackling not yawning. And I'd like you to join me.

Now listen, I know there are people who read my blog and don't comment. I don't think that cuz I'm conceded or anything, although, I am a little. You've told me you read and I don't see your comments. (Thanks to those of you that do comment) But please I'm begging you share your yawning adventures with me. Please.

What the Mek?

These people. I don't get it. They know about us.






When we introduced ourselves did we forget to mention refrigerators, microwaves, comfortable clothes, the joys of not wearing sticks on ourselves? Why do they choose to continue without toilets and television?






I know I sound really stupid about this, because it's their culture and blah, blah, blah. And most likely, last time I was in the mall, some lady at the Nordstrom make-up counter saw me and thought, 'I don't get it, we have high heels, wonderful cosmetics, and fashionable clothes she could wear, why would she go around looking so primitive?' At least I assume people like that judge me because I'm so judgemental, as you already know. Even in that last sentence - "people like that". I can't stop. So I judge the mek too.

Well, at least they don't have to worry about paying the utility and insurance bills on time. They've got that on us.

At least they have a plan.

Roxy: Ben don't point your arrow at the window, you might hit mom.
Ben: I won't, I don't want to hurt mom.
Roxy: Yeah, but at least we'd still have dad.

A little memory game people are playing these days...

Here are the directions:
1. As a comment on my blog, leave one memory that you and I had together. It doesn't matter if you knew me a little or a lot, anything you remember!
2. Next, re-post these instructions on your blog and see how many people leave a memory about you. It's actually pretty cool (and funny) to see the responses. If you leave a memory about me, I'll assume you're playing the game and I'll come to your blog and leave one about you.

p.s. I think I'm really more interested in the bad memories, they might be funnier.

I'm not only a jerk, I'm a hypocrite too.

I judge people who let their kids drink mountain dew.

I let my kids drink mountain dew.

Kudos Brandon!

My friend Brandon at work has been smoking for quite a long time now, he has cut back and/or quit a few times. But today was different.

There he was, smoking his last cig, which he had saved, and was a big deal. And he put it out 1/2 way through. He didn't even finish it.

My money is on Brandon quitting for quits this time.

And Brandon, don't forget, what they say is NOT true. EVERYBODY likes a quitter.

*Brandon has a very funny shirt like this but it says "I want you to speak english". (Sorry Esteban, I hope I haven't offended you.)

So that's how it's gonna be.

What do mormons use the internet for?
Well, that depends.

If you're old - geneology.
If you're a mommy - blogging.
If you're a guy - porn.

JUST KIDDING! Just kidding, geeeeez. You can be any age to do geneology.




OK, look it's really just a joke, I'm not trying to say anything about any guy I know. Seriously.