Wednesday, March 31, 2010

overheard in the car

Roxy: Does anybody have a blowtorch?


Ben: A blowtorch? You do know they blow fire.

Roxy: Oh. Well does anybody have a stick then.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

I can bite my fingernails!

Remember these:

Remember my before:


BEHOLD:


**** look how great my arch is when I bite my bread. (did that sound dirty?)

Heck is for people that don't believe in gosh