I've got a theory

Ok, so when it's really, really cold out I hear people say "just think of someplace warm". I say "Heck no!" Why would I want to draw more attention to the fact I'm not there, I'm not feeling the warmeth. That just makes me colder and more depressed. When I'm really cold I imagine being naked in an igloo. Sitting there on an ice block, no polar bear fur to warm me. What's colder than that? Now my air conditioned office doesn't seem so bad.
Likewise, when it's hot, I try to think of someplace hotter. My solution is usually my car that has been parked outside in the middle of August in Phoenix. Nothing's hotter than that. Which caused me lots of trouble last summer when I was living it. I literally have not experienced anything hotter. But those of you who know me, know my theory on the Phoenix area. Heavenly Father's up there shaking his head going 'I give them this beautiful earth, and they live there, people aren't supposed to live there, I made it for the trantulas and scorpians.'

Shakin' His head.