Friday, June 6, 2008

Particles are Particles

I don't claim to be that smart (right now Blaine is laughing his head off) and I think maybe it was Einstein or someone who said matter is matter, you can change it's form but it still exists. Maybe he was talking about energy, I don't know. But it doesn't take a genius to use that information and realize just how disgusting toots are. That particle I smell in my nose, is the poop that used to be up your bohonkus. Once I realized that, my life changed for the worse. I used to think, oh everyone does it, you can't help it. BUT I DON'T WANT PEOPLES MICROSCOPIC POOP IN MY NOSE!

4 comments:

Sarah & Drew said...

My husband and I say that Farts and poops breath waiting to come out! You are HILARIOUS!

Daybreaking Dickersons said...

They are called pooticles.. this has 2 meanings however. This can be particles of poo in the air, or when you are changing a diaper and poo gets on your cuticle. This is a well known term at my office.

Ryan & Robyn said...

I'm going to try to always fart around you

Holdinator said...

This is not the only blog I've ever reading about farting. What other blog talks about farting?

http://heinderandmcpig.blogspot.com/

This guy's.

I'm liking your blog by the way.

-brian

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