Particles are Particles

I don't claim to be that smart (right now Blaine is laughing his head off) and I think maybe it was Einstein or someone who said matter is matter, you can change it's form but it still exists. Maybe he was talking about energy, I don't know. But it doesn't take a genius to use that information and realize just how disgusting toots are. That particle I smell in my nose, is the poop that used to be up your bohonkus. Once I realized that, my life changed for the worse. I used to think, oh everyone does it, you can't help it. BUT I DON'T WANT PEOPLES MICROSCOPIC POOP IN MY NOSE!